Chicago Force in da hiz-ouse

...as seen by AZ-70V

Greetings, I am AZ-70V, reconnaissance droid for Chicago Force. My primary function is to observe, organize and record for my master, a carbon-based lifeform identified as the Hazmatt Unit. This is a record of Saturday, September 7, 2002, from 11:00 AM to 4:30 PM, Central Daylight Time.

The Bosh Talk Unit talks bosh	The Jenna Unit adjusting her audio receiving device	The Phil and Ray Units in "power-save" mode
The Matt and Ginna Units inspect my flawless titianium casing	Carbon-based Units prepare the area for audio/visual recording	More activity from the carbon-based Units
Two carbon-based units engage in mock combat	I am a droid, so I find is strange that I am drawn to the dark-clad carbon-unit...	Organic probe droid, referred to as "Camera Man"
The Bosh Talk Unit rotated his crystalline drinking container so that gravitational forces pulled the ethanol-based liquid out of the container and onto his exterior covering. I have no data as to why the Bosh Talk Unit would do this, but the Ray Unit found it humorous, and told nearby lifeforms that the Bosh Unit had "pee'd his pants"	As we exited the facility, this strange vehicle passed by. This is truly a bizzare planet	I have no data as to why this poly-ethylene container, called a "toy box", was abandoned on the foot path.