
We mill around aimlessly waiting for people to show up
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Dave explains the rules
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We try (with varying degrees of success) to divide into two teams
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The teams are set, we're ready to roll
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First stop, the Art Institute
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"Do you know who Luke Skywalker's father is?"
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"Who killed Darth Maul?"
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This guy was no help, but his girlfriend knew all the answers.
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"Um, we don't, like, watch war movies."
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They have to act out the Anakin/Padmé love scene and get people to guess what it is.
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"Everything here is so soft...like you."
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Team 2 decides to bag it and move to another location.
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"Oh, Anakin, you're so pretty."
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"Look, here's my lightsaber."
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Another group of people that have never seen AOTC.
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How much is the doggy in the window?
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Bootlegger's on Division, the end of the line
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"And this one time, at band camp..."
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All that, and now we just sit around, watch TV and drink beer.
Photo by Jedi Autobot
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The action on the screen is entralling
Photo by Jedi Autobot
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I have deep, profound respect for this man.
Photo by Jedi Autobot
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Phil's here! It's a party!
Photo by Jedi Autobot
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Sometimes the action is just too much.
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We had the whole back end of the bar to ourselves.
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The Death Star: a glass of Red Bull, then drop in a shot of Jagermeister.
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Commence primary ignition.
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Standby...
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"I feel a great disturbance in my throat!"
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These guys kept the libations flowing all night.
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The owner of Bootlegger's, and our hero.
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The regular crowd shuffles in.
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It quickly became standing room only.
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She has to squirt whipped cream 'somewhere on his body' and lick it off. No, I am not kidding.
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She gets ready to squirt...
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...then takes the noble way out, and goes for his mouth.
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The good sport, and her oh-so-hot friend.
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Dave's had more than a few drinks at this point.
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The Ladies of Chicago Force. Look for their upcoming calendar.
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A bachelorette party came through, and Dave had to eat candy from the bride-to-be's shirt.
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Mary had the exact same look on her face when, moments later, Dave started chewing on her shirt.
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